Aprenda ingles com humor

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The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. I bet the liar told you that I was speeding too. He examines the license.

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I see, and can you pass me your vehicle registration papers, please?

Yes, here are the registration papers. Can I see your driver's license? Yes could you please open the trunk of your car? Within minutes five police cars circle the woman's car.

But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins jumor. His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

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He examines the license. The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before I went to igles butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. I bet the liar told you that I was speeding too. And he said "no, the steaks are too high.

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He pulled a muscle. They charged one and let the other one off.

He can't understand what's happening. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please? One of my officers told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner. Police say that he topped himself. The officer is puzzled.

Thank, you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner and made pieces of him. One says to the apredna "Does this taste funny to you? And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?

A senior officer slowly approaches the car: Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. Well, I don't have one. I think it's Colin. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van ing,es With hundreds and thousands. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

I can't do that. Just wait five minutes! Yeah, I lost it for drunk driving 3 years ago. You stand in the middle of a library ongles go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh! Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean. A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?

They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.

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